[CLOSED] 2 Copies of Metro 2033 book up for grabs!

[DoFuss]

Vodka.

[Scoob]

Old video tapes of Jeremy Kyle, and a large bottle of tranquilizers.

And access to the Xboxer360.com forums!!!

[docbrown976]

I'd get them to teach me Russian. It would take a really long time.

[the nail bunny]

id give them a really big complicated jigsaw that would take weeks and weeks to do.

but what they wouldn't know is that ive kept one piece so they will never be able to complete it...

[T--J]

I'd get a Wii ... OOPS! I mean an XBox360.

[burgerman]

I would run competative tube surfing competitions.

[CaptainMurdo]

I'd break out the monopoly. While they were playing that I'd steal all their games and hide forever and ever and enjoy my gaming life.

[TheIcemanCometh]

I would play the Xbox Live Arcade "retro" version of Metro 2033 on my Portable Xbox 1080!

[shroger]

I'd teach the proper technique of how to rub luke warm butter onto the tail of a squirrel.

[shroger]

Give out swimming trunks but only a Tuesday whilst demanding them wear them from Trunk Tuesdays