First of all I'd gather everyone up and then take random pictures of my body (toes, nose, ear) to then blow up - poster size - and show them to the people of Metro to cheer them up. Then I'd pop into the kitchen and get creative with all my Jamie Oliver cook-books before popping them into the microwave, nuking them and teaching the kids the dangers of cooking. Afterwards I'd enjoy re-listening to my music collection and really try to understand the lyrics and attempt to interpret exactly what they mean by truly SINGING the words to the grateful people of Metro. I'd also try to learn how to play the instruments from each song in my music collection, either on guitar, bass or drums to truly re-inspire the artists that I'd earlier threatened with death. I'd then demand total silence in order to observe the people in the Metro..especially the large groups cowering in the corners..they are always interesting..before getting my copy of Metro 2033 out and ask myself out loud "Have I enjoyed this book? Have I understood the story? Have I attained my own personal agendas?"